Alison Tetrick | Talking to Female Cyclists 101
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Talking to Female Cyclists 101

27 Mar Talking to Female Cyclists 101

Let’s face it, women that ride bikes are attractive.  If you need a word for it, try using callipygian.  Look it up.  Not only does cycling build great muscle definition and lean characteristics, it also takes a “special” kind of person to be willing to push their limits, set goals, ride a bike for hours, and enjoy this sensation of training.  I know it is tempting to ride up to that woman on the bike path and express your appreciation of her fit, form, and bike, but before you do, think before you speak.  Complimenting a woman on her bike and her fitness may be one of the biggest compliments that can ever be given, but just like everything else you say to women, it is all in the way it is said and the context.  Beware, she may be able to beat you up that climb, or have better power to weight ratio.  If you make her mad, you may never see ride with her again.  We all want to see more women on bikes, therefore, we need to encourage those who are out there riding, challenging themselves, and representing our sport so beautifully.  Want to make a new female cycling friend?  Here are some tips that just might keep that female cyclist within talking distance before you get “dropped”.

Most of these can be applied to many situations, but I can only speak from personal experience.

Talking to Female Cyclists 101:

  • Although animals can be cute and cuddly, and also sleek and fast, do not compare a woman to an animal.  Let’s face it, no animal is sexy.  You are as strong as a horse.  Should never be used.
  • When making comparisons, trying being a bit more poetic in your use of similes.  Riding like the wind is acceptable, even if it is a bit overused.  Perhaps similes should be avoided.
  • Never compliment a woman on the size of her draft.  We all know that drafting capability has to do with WIDTH and HEIGHTH.  No one wants to be reminded on how tall and wide they are.  I am speaking from personal experience.
  • The word beast should never be used.  What is inspiring or attractive about a beast?  I am thinking of something in the Lord of the Rings, and not the talented athlete I want to be portrayed as.  If you use the word beast, consider looking in the mirror first.
  • Labeling someone as being “strong for a girl” is not a compliment.  Women are strong, and this shouldn’t surprise you.
  • Talking about hormones should be off limits.  Don’t mention testosterone. Why would you?
  • Power and watts aren’t considered friendly conversation.  It is fun to geek out on data, but try to resist the urge to constantly ask about the numbers.  Riding your bike should be first and foremost about just that.  Riding your bike, numbers aside.  Worry about those later.
  • Do not ask how much she weighs.  She will lie.  We all do.  Stick to numbers like tire pressure and temperature over watts and kilograms.
  • Ask permission before “sitting on” a training interval.  You are at risk of getting snot blown on you, and it is the safe and polite thing to do.  This is applicable across the board.
  • We all know what they say about people who assume, so be careful assuming if someone can or cannot climb.  If anything, always assume they can do anything they set their mind to.
  • Group rides can be intimidating, especially when they tend to be male dominated, so just try to be welcoming to those females that show up.  We are all part of the cycling community, regardless if she is going to drop you or not.
  • It’s not always about competition, or who beats who.  I know it is fun to win, but pick the days you want to race those you ride with, and it isn’t every time!
  • While an occasional “push” is generally accepted, be careful how “low” that push is taking place.  Make sure your hands are appropriately placed and welcomed.  Personally, I rarely turn down the help though.
  • Be cautious of asking “how is this pace”.  Your pace is fine, and if they are there, they are accepting the challenge.  Training partners make rides better.
  • Chivalry is not dead, and we love every minute of it.  But just because I like to be ride princess every now and again, doesn’t mean I am incompetent or unable to fend for myself as well.  It is a fine balance, but that’s the fun part, right?
  • Flowers and pink does not always make it female appropriate.  Although women specific rides, equipment, and clothing is exceptional, don’t assume women just want flowers and petal pink, or is that pedal pink.
  • Although we all love to be the queen of our domain, ladies, be welcoming and accepting of the new women showing up on the road!  Our development is crucial on the mentoring and support of our community.  Be nice, friendly, and feel free to offer advice!  The cycling world can be a scary place to venture into, so let’s do our part in making it a bit more accepting.  Women and men, alike.
  • Dirk H.
    Posted at 13:16h, 27 March Reply

    Sheeeeeeeeesh and yes a little roaaaar. Who de hell did you just run into ;))))) ? Oooopsie, for him . Limping home he is ? ‘Like’
    Well I know I like to push (appropriate ly, I hope. ) but in your case I (or everyone) may just have to hold on for dear life when it’s you , just sayin . I hope that (guy? ) found that out the hard way .
    Btw , if you’re ever round me , I’m gonna want or need to hold on , so I hope you might be wearin’ a ‘Coppertone’ ad bikini (@ the time ) . And no offense, Craig , plz , I’d think you’d agree.
    Thx for the fun reading. **Aero plane ‘Allie’ . ;), late. ;)))

  • Steve
    Posted at 08:28h, 28 March Reply

    Ha, funny stuff. I think I’ll just stick with “How’s it going?” However, if I were to say, “Nice frame”…she’ll know I mean the bike right? 😉

  • James
    Posted at 08:57h, 28 March Reply

    I’ve always stuck to “hey” or as I pass or get passed. Cycling and chatting up women just does not mix very well….that’s what Lindy Hop is for, where making the girl laugh and look good is the goal 🙂

    • Alison Tetrick
      Posted at 16:31h, 18 April Reply

      Simple is always good. But just enjoy and be friendly!

  • Marc Walter
    Posted at 09:05h, 28 March Reply

    Good stuff. Funny.

  • Gernie Blanston
    Posted at 11:50h, 28 March Reply

    Way to take the convo to (even greater) callipygian HEIGHTS, Ali. Super entertaining! 🙂

    • Alison Tetrick
      Posted at 16:30h, 18 April Reply

      Thanks:) I mean…you can’t go wrong with callipygian!

  • SamanthaCycles
    Posted at 17:15h, 30 March Reply

    This is great. Love it!

  • Helen
    Posted at 15:29h, 18 April Reply

    RE your last comment about ladies welcoming other ladies… I’m out riding almost every day. Men coming towards me will pretty always wave or acknowledge me and in cases where I’m the first to wave, they wave back. Yet I notice that women seldom wave to me and when I wave to them, I get ignored. Why is that?

  • Cole House
    Posted at 21:01h, 01 May Reply

    Funny. Thankfully I struggle with the whole talking and pedaling thing so this is never really a problem.

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